The "I PARK LIKE A DICK" sticker on the windshield is appropriate. 

Kinja'd!!! "71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
09/25/2016 at 14:47 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 14:52

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Dick level: BMW


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 14:53

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So he had to plastdip to hide all the key scratches. Got it.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 14:54

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So many ribald comments about dicks parking, waiting to be unleashed.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 14:57

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This situation demands a completely irrational, over-the-top response.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 15:00

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I bet he loves haters.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 15:02

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Because your plastidip golf on stock wheels is worth double parking


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 15:04

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Hmmm.

Ruined a Golf R, put bags on it, parks like a blind person. Also a window banner ew.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 15:18

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On the other hand, that first gen Oddessy did great!


Kinja'd!!! 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > jkm7680
09/25/2016 at 15:19

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I’m not even sure if it’s a real R or just a GTI with a badge.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > TheHondaBro
09/25/2016 at 15:21

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“breaking necks”


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 15:35

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Box him in


Kinja'd!!! Dr_Debauchery > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 15:44

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that sticker might as well read:

“i am a dick”


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 15:48

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I usually save this hashtag for the most offensive examples of bad parking (like stealing handicap spots, etc.), but this guy is just asking for it. No, he’s begging for it.

#TOWTRUCKBAIT


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 15:48

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It’s a real Golf R.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > jkm7680
09/25/2016 at 16:10

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What makes you say that?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > LongbowMkII
09/25/2016 at 16:20

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Who would invest so much into making a clone?


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > jkm7680
09/25/2016 at 16:22

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The owner of a slammed and wrapped VW.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/25/2016 at 17:10

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He could just have a sticker that says

My other car is a BMW


Kinja'd!!! Matsayz > jkm7680
09/25/2016 at 17:55

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Lots and lots of GTI owners. From the exterior it’s just bumpers, lights, badge and wheels. Only way to tell is to look at the VIN or turbo. You can buy “R” branded seats and the silver trim pieces for the interior.

One or two of the local knuckle heads at my VW group have R bumpers in their GTI... it’s an interesting group that I don’t hangout with anymore.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > PatBateman
09/25/2016 at 18:03

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I hope that someone else has this sticker on standby for bad parking. BMW in the handicap spot? Boom. “I park like a dick” sticker on the windshield.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > PatBateman
10/04/2016 at 15:18

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I’d park my truck on his hood and have a sticker that says “I park like an even bigger dick”.